Stephanie Meyer is Overrated

…and that is the most flattering thing I can say about her.

On the flight home from Bangkok, for the purposes of research, I subjected myself to the Immense Turd known as “The Twilight Saga: New Moon.”  I have only read the first book (which makes Anne Rice look like James Joyce). Let’s just say I didn’t think it was possible for an onscreen couple to have less chemistry than Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman…

The sooner the better for this essay currently percolating in the head: Why Joss Whedon Should Dropkick Stephanie Meyer, or Why Mormons Shouldn’t Write Vampire Novels, or Thanks Stephanie, for Using the Vampire Genre as Your Personal Toilet.

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