Stephanie Meyer is Overrated
…and that is the most flattering thing I can say about her.
On the flight home from Bangkok, for the purposes of research, I subjected myself to the Immense Turd known as “The Twilight Saga: New Moon.” I have only read the first book (which makes Anne Rice look like James Joyce). Let’s just say I didn’t think it was possible for an onscreen couple to have less chemistry than Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman…
The sooner the better for this essay currently percolating in the head: Why Joss Whedon Should Dropkick Stephanie Meyer, or Why Mormons Shouldn’t Write Vampire Novels, or Thanks Stephanie, for Using the Vampire Genre as Your Personal Toilet.